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North Korea Agrees to Ditch Nukes, Disarm Army, Attend Church and Open Ford Factory
by Krotchett
In an astounding turnaround, North Korea has gone from being prime member of the Presidents’ Axis of Evil, to a model country on the road to democracy. While some people appear to be skeptical of the announcement, Republicans and the President are pleased with the progress. “I know it’s hard to believe,” says a beaming George Bush, “but the proof is in the pudding.”
Its certainly is a surprise to most journalists, when you consider that the double-talking, foot dragging, deceit and misrepresentation that has long been the legacy of North Korea, has suddenly stopped and in its place, a new benevolent and open society has emerged.
While technically still at war with the United States and South Korea, and still holding the U.S.S. Pueblo, an American Navy ship captured without provocation in 1968, North Korean has apparently seen the error of its ways. Its new behavior is somewhat reminiscent of another former terrorist country, Libya.
Suddenly, North Korea is willing to stop its nuclear program, dismantle its nuclear research facilities and stop making fun of the Japanese, which until two months ago, was officially sanctioned. North Korean spokespeople were also quick to ad that full democracy is just around the corner, discussions for a new Ford factory were in the works, several fundamentalist Christian groups had received permission to build churches, and daily airline flights were soon to begin between North Korea and the United States.
The White House added, “While the turn of events may seem to be a bit surprising, we have no reason to doubt the North Koreans word, after all, they’re just a bunch of people with no food, fuel, electricity or healthcare or voice in their own government.”
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